Saturday, March 2, 2024

Valentine to the Star Trek fans comes belated but hilarious!

 STARSHIP LOCATIONS LEGACY

FEATURE FILM, SEASON 4, 2 MARCH 2024

"CUPID'S REUNION"

DIRECTED BY KELLY BULLOCKS

 The incredible legend continues, as a Valentine to the fans, when copies of the classic TOS crew are pulled from the Sillian realm to meet their legacy on the mysterious planet Metalas, on Valentine's Day in 2406. 

 Two years have passed since the Sillian Pine Hill incident, and Kestra and Tamm went to the academy, and now they are lieutenants on the San Jose, Krass' temporary command, when the ship is swept out of space time to a mysterious planet by Sulu from TOS! 

On the planet, various Next Gen and DS9 and Voyager people also appear, all seemingly from a paradox where a legendary crewman named Seto was erased from history. 

Now they have one day to get their loved ones presents, ha, before the Q and the Sisko go at odds once more, and Picard, Beverly and Data form a triangle. 

The TOS crew reunites due to Q like powers given to them when all but three of their members died in real life, and the three remaining ones missed them. Kirk, Sulu and Chekov meet again with Spock, McCoy, Scotty, and Uhura. The crews must solve the mystery of the lost Vger like demigod children before their chaste Overlord, Joshua Brawn's clone, comes up with a planet destroying idea to make his followers immortal. 

Riker, Troi and crew and LaForge and his daughters, and Tamm and Kestra, must find the castle before the Overlord can unleash his powers, not knowing what those powers can do. Even though it is the Sillians, it will take a twist nobody expects, as they quest to find the fabled cheap castle, and save the universe itself one more time. 

Color, stereo, DMCA complaint, Star Trek parody, no ad revenue, 1 hour, 43 minutes, or 103 minutes. Based upon Star Trek stories ranging from "The Last Roundup" to "Lower Decks" to "What You Leave Behind" to "Star Trek Picard" and more. Yes, we know it's coming out two weeks after Valentine's Day, but there was no way to get it out on that day. This is set in the future after all.

Sunday, December 24, 2023

SEASON THREE

 

 STARSHIP LOCATIONS DESTINATIONS

FULL SEASON AIR DATE BETWEEN NOVEMBER 26 AND 27 2023

SEASON THREE, DESTINATIONS.

 

2404/2023

2404.2

11/26/2023

Legacy of the Onlies (episodes 1 and 2) Set in early 2404, three years after Star Trek Picard, and in the fifth and final year of the Chimera A five year mission, Captain Ezri Locarno and her crew must bring Kestra Riker and Tamara Locarno to the academy, but they are kidnapped by mysterious Onlies Sillians and taken to their planet! The Chimera A rushes to the planet to find the bizarre Borg like Wessian, a modified Wesley Crusher who was partly assimilated, from another timeline, but it didn’t take, and his buddies, a giant Tribble Bluegill hybrid, Zero from Prodigy, now older, and Khaki the rock fan. The Chimera has Tendi from Lower Decks, now older, and Gwendala from Prodigy, now older, to help. But a mutant strain of the Miri virus has become infused with a new mysterious virus from the past, from an obscure location linking all of the realm itself! Based upon the classic Star Trek episode Miri and on the Sillian Realms Andover stories, and Pathfinder stories, and some of the others, the one hour pilot takes the crew where Kirk had been before! Color, stereo, 1080p DMCA complaint, 2 hours.

2404/2023

2404.4

11/26/2023

Fearful Symmetry (episode 3) Journey back to Deep Space Nine, Sillian style, as Captain Javon Tahl, in the Sisko role as commander of the legendary Emmett Till, as Nog is now captain of the station, and Kira retired, but still there. Old friends return to the station when the Dominion return to the galaxy with a vengeance, trying to undo Odo’s work making peace in the galaxy. Quark renews his schemes, even though he has others, and this time, he has a wacky one. He has found evidence for a Founder creator machine which can make or break the Changelings. The O’Brien and Paris reunion is evident, and shocking twists are revealed. Not wishing to pass up the plan to snag the item, as Tahl is more a pirate than Sisko was, they go out in search of the mysterious object, and run afoul with Dominion agents on a trail to a planet of dark powers. Based on a spec script by Adam Browne and creative advisor Jon Yeager from 1995, given to a Star Trek writing contest at the time, when they did such things, but no longer do, at last they’ve adapted the legendary story, 28 years later! Color, stereo, 1080p, DMCA complaint, 1 hour.

2404/2023

2404.5

11/26/2023

The Arbiter of Kep Terra (episode 4) Early in 2404, the Chimera A is called to the strange Kep Terra system, home planet of the bickering former Martial Sportiest Karen Cinders, and of Far Out agent Ross Flotter, but they’ve kidnapped ambassador at large Tuvok and want him to be her arbitrator because they accidentally killed the last one. Ezri Locarno and the crew of the Chimera A play hosts to the irritable leaders from the planet, and attempt to arbitrate their disputes over petty things on the planet, because Tuvok has become concerned about them, even after they let him free, in exchange for his help. Mike Matthews, Rich Everson and Jay Birdman are guests to the ship, parodies of the Red Letter Media guys, kind of, who have insights into the planet, for one of them had been there before, and the other two admit to being similar enough to them to know what they’re up to. They are admittedly ‘hack frauds’ they decree. As Cinders is mysteriously ill from a strange disorder, leaving Flotter in charge, the doctor and the captain must get to the cause, as a fleet of alien ships bears down on the planet and a possible interstellar war may erupt. Based on a spec script by Adam Browne and creative advisor Jon Yeager from 1996, given to a Star Trek writing contest at the time, when they did such things, but no longer do, at last they’ve adapted the legendary story, 27 years later! Color, stereo, 1080p, DMCA complaint, 1 hour.

2404/2023

2404.6

11/26/2020

Behind the Eight Ball (episode 5) Approaching middle 2404, the Chimera A and guest Critical Vitriol go to a planet Kirk encountered in the past, over a century ago, and a ship called the Dorothy C Fontana went to and was not heard from since, months earlier. The odd planet happens to be the Sigma Iotian home world, the planet last seen in the classic Star Trek, A Piece of the Action, but it has changed, as a rogue Starfleet commander named Rumbly has landed there, from the Fontana, and is looking for Sillian James Messy, who had gone there to take over as the boss. Critical claims that another man, he calls him Swearing Man, is one of his people, possibly they’re both from the same planet, and he must get to him, but he learns that Messy and Rumbly already did. Roshenko, Aster, Kirayoshi, and later Mahoney, must get to the boss and find out what is going on, before the aliens broker a deal for Federation tech they shouldn’t have yet, as they’re not yet that advanced. But what they discover is a bizarre stash of goods and things that could actually worry the fleet, if it got out, and a greater surprise awaits before them, as they have found the strangest coincidence there of all. Based on the classic episode, and on a treatment by director Quentin Tarantino, who in 2019 wanted to do a Star Tek in the form of one of his films. We did not have contact with him. We just used the premise and changed it into a spoof. Color, stereo, 1080p, DMCA complaint, 1 hour.

2404/2023

2404.7

11/26/2023

Incredulous Maximus (episode 6) Having realized a direct connection between Sigma Iotia and another Roman sounding world, the Chimera A is ordered to Magna Roma, another classic Star Trek planet, last seen in Bread and Circuses. This time though, Sillians have directly interfered in the planet, and must be found. Roshenko, Mahoney, Tendi, Gwen, Aster and crew go down to try and stop the rogue Sillian who calls himself Praetor, the wily Data clone Overlordus, who had been presumed killed in 2388. Sehlat Vie late of TrekCore station, which is gone, is there as a Spock like Evan, and also goes to help out on the planet after a Borg ship arrives and a curious alternate timeline Queen appears there. On the planet, Savior appears, a strange flamboyant Elvan, who is revealed to be Boy George Michael Jackson, a composite Sillian from way back. With the two Overlords fighting, and Young Koloth back also, and Prize Hunter close behind too, it’s a prequel reunion of the Fallen Ones cast, and possibly the origin of their feud mentioned in that story as taking place hundreds of years prior! But a mysterious discovery may disrupt everything they believe on the planet! Color, stereo, 1080p, DMCA complaint, 1 hour.

2404/2023

2404.8

11/27/2023

Code of Ethics (episodes 7 and 8) The starship Jason David Frank, named for the deceased Power Ranger, is the perfect transport for Martial Sportiests seeking their former masters at planet Far Out, and so, Shadow Dancer and his family journey there on the ship to find their foes before they can unleash a plot. Sandra Talisman and her brother take a crew to the planet to uncover the trap set by Karen Cinders and her own mother, but Shadow is her Dad, so they should be all right. Mariam Fillet from the Mariam planet, one of the descendants, also trained at TMS, and she knows hot to get to the partly assimilated former masters there, even if they give out slurs. The crew debates with the elusive masters and Bored, and other Overlords, and eventually reveal the secrets behind the mystery trial, the story of the COL college of loonies, and the cult, and their involvement in controlling relationships. They must stop the Bored Borg, who had nabbed some of Talisman’s crew, in enchange for secrets, before the Changelings find them unaware and do things to them far worse than silly gossip about parentage and affairs! Based upon the Bullshido stories compiled over the years, and on Silliam Realms the Martial Sportiest stories, with Kitty Ki. The Gatovs were not actually involved in any of this. Color, stereo, 1080p, DMCA complaint, 2 hours. Note, this story and characters are meta, making fun of the COL cult stories, famous on Bullshido and Cultslayer, but we are not associated with them, not for some time. Don't ask. All the best, KittyKi.

2404/2023

2404.11

11/27/2023

No Easy Way Out (episode 9) Late in 2404, Khaki and Wolfie from the Mariam planet have allied with Karen Cinders, and ambush the Chimera A at Flodai, and destroy the ship, tossing Kestra, Tamm, Sandra, and Devana into another reality. Appearing on the dark mirror version of their ship, the Medusa, they discover the Elysian, cloned sister of twins Libby and Chris Clennah from Pine Hill, and head Overlord of the Bored Borg of her timeline. In the almost Mirror timeline, dark versions of Martial Sportiests have also taken over, because of the ambitious space virus that overtook them when future Khaki arrived in the past and contaminated the Pine Hill kids and the Enterprise D which was visiting the school, because Q wanted to annoy Picard. The girls must figure out how to get back to their universe, and fortunately, some of the Sillians would love the chance to humiliate the Praetor Elysian. They manage to get to Flodai, where they learn that Buffed Him and Blueson, original Pine Hill Sillians, have counterparts and can help. They go to a twisted version of TMS academy, where Shadow Dancer has become a sadistic madman, but agrees to help them, to humiliate his master, Kimmy. They then must find the pirate Brian Taleteller, and the Intended Kira Nasuri, Master Space Knight, before it’s too late, and Elysian could kill them! Based on a premise by Brian Storey, who played Kirk God, but here plays someone else, and on some by Kat and Cards. Color, stereo, 1080p, DMCA complaint, 1 hour.

2404/2023

2404.11

11/27/2023

The Qute in Our Stars (episode 10) Late in 2404, the Chimera A at last arrives at Earth, to bring Tamm and Kestra to Starfleet Academy, and Peppermint the Tribble Bluegill has gotten into trouble, but Ezri Locarno is snatched up by Q and his son while trying to make a report! Nick Locarno is reunited with his wife of 18 years on her birthday, but Q is behind it, and he has sent them to Pine Hill, where it all began over 36 years ago. Q explains if it wasn’t for him wanting to make fun of Picard in 2364 by having them meet Pine Hill, and form the Sillians universe, none of it would have happened. Also this is connected to Nick being redeemed, ergo Seto being rescued from death, and all that too, because Q meddled and made it so the Cardassians took him, and Seto, and later to that he’d meet Ezri. Q then makes various members of the crew appear, and also some of the TMS people, whom he also messed with over the years. It was the meddler who made it so Iggyni men could be combined, and also so Karen and Angelica could fight, and also Michael and Gabriel could fight. He has done all this for teen spirit, for the endearing moxie that keeps humans thinking they’re young. Picard is then made to appear, and immediately he megins trying to test Q back, only for them to reveal their long lost affection! With time seemingly running out, and pandemonium erupting, and even Evergreen people from Mariam present, the school location mirrors that frantic final season of the On Location stories that inspired this all, and the role playing game that started it too. But Q is not done playing games. Based on a premise by Brian Storey, who played Kirk God, but here plays someone else, and on some by Kat and Cards. Color, stereo, 1080p, DMCA complaint, 1 hour, 17 minutes.


2405/2/2024

2405.2

11/27/2023

Distant Destinies (episodes 11 and 12, or the feature film finale) Early in 2405, the Chimera A is called to one of the planets from the great freeze of space of Holter, which he had abandoned, another Earth like Flodai, where they must intercept and masquerade as androids for a bizarre meeting with an alien generation ship under another Wessian. The planet also has some similarities to a pre Sillian group called the Robo Sillians, and to the ancient hominids, who had come from other stories, and had been abandoned by someone named David Casens. The crew must man a moonbase and also man the alien ship, in hope of awakening the Wessian’s crew, because his command staff perished, and get to the bottom of a mystery concerning the origins of the Robo Sillians, and humanity itself. Then the Draconians appear, aliens hinted at during the whole season, who at last come from Pathfinder like places, from Sillian space, or another timeline, and want the alien ship for themselves. Fortunately, Dahl and Gwen from from Prodigy years older, are there to assist. Based on premises and books by Adam Browne and Jon Yeager, and a very old Mike Slater one, and some of Dan , nephew, and some David, other nephew, and Robo Silly, and Distant Cousins, Sillian Realms and Robo Silly. Consider this the Chimera movie finale. Color, stereo, 1080p, DMCA complaint, 2 hours. Note, you don't need to know what Silly Trek or Robo Silly or Distant Cousins were to get this at all. It is clear. If it seems like Ancient Aliens and Sularians, it's making fun of that, minus the racism, and of the big preachy lines directly denounces racism as ridiculous. Also this is sort of a prequel to The Fallen Ones, but it's clear and explained and you don't need to have watched it, but do watch it because it's fun.

Starship Chimera the Series completes mission

Playlist which includes Starship Chimera 2019, Starship Strange Worlds, 2021, Starship the Fallen Ones, 2022, and Starship Destinations, 2023. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdmX7D82bY4&list=PLQHWjSmx7UKZWEf59o1rV-PCKqhFseRmZ

Monday, June 12, 2023

Starship Locations season 3 is still happening!

The third season of Starship Locations, formerly Strange Worlds, will still be coming out early next year in 2024. This comes after the main channels announced the immediate dismantling of the physical media and props of the old stuff, but they kept the important ones for the sequel. 

The studio is gone. They're going to have to improvise. Since they are first still doing the Robotech meets Transformers, as they kept them too, and they have an expensive built SDF Three model they built, they're going to use that. 

The Chimera starships are in storage.

Wednesday, January 4, 2023

Strange Worlds will enter third season in 2023

Starship Locations enters its third season in 2023 with new episodes based on the early 25th century, 2404 or thereabout, in the Picard season 3 universe, or in the prime universe, but with names changed to prevent issues. 

Chimera continues to trickle in with views as the 2019 fan film has done well.

The Alt Transformers crossover in 2022, Cybertronians, was also liked. 

They have no plans to do that one again though. 

The Sillian Realms and Starship Locations books are on Amazon. They have to change names and events so as not to seem like Star Trek rip offs. They're parody. 

Kat apparently played the captain of the San Jose on Lower Decks, or it was a coincidence. 

Picard season 2 had a lot of issues, but it wasn't all that dreadful. The third season promises some interesting Titan A goodness, and they used the same inspiration we did on Chimera, the Shangri La class Excalibur class variant, nice. So even now they're copying us. 

No word yet on where to catch Kat on STO, but he will be going there in 2023.

His Wessian Bored the Bored One, is a Borg crossover and Praetor in one of the games. Must have been Scot's doing. Ha. 

Wessian returns in the Strange Worlds pilot. 

Monday, September 6, 2021

Starship Locations Strange Worlds explores the early 25th century!

Production has begun on the pilot episode of a 7 part mini series sequel to Starship Locations Chimera, The Destiny Device, 2019. It is days away from Star Trek turning 55 and the sets are completed, figures painted, and all thrusters are go for the spin off. 

Strange Worlds is the official title, although early on we were using Wunderkind as the secret name. 

Strange Worlds will be a Star Trek fan film parody set about 16 years after the events of Chimera, on a new Chimera A, under Captain Ezri Locarno. The first story had been set in 2388. This is set in 2402.

It is set just after the events of Picard season 2. 

The production cast is the same as that on the Transformers MUSHm which means it's all voluinteer and still following guidelines and restrictions. 

Marx Cards skimmed the scripts but will likely only be available for an occasional cameo. 

The first story is an expasnion and rewrite of a premise by Trek alumni David Gerrold. We cannot yet give away the title. 

It is entirely possible the pilot could be completed by Halloween and appear then, so a lot of the stuff in it is geared toward that. We're in September. That's late October. 

Star Trek note. CBS Viacom Paramount owns the rights to Star Trek, so this is complaint with the DMCA. 

SW will appear on the Chimera 82405 YouTube channel for free. No ad sense. 

Engage!

Wednesday, October 21, 2020

Old Script from 2016 may have been greenlit

During the sophomore San Jose Comic Con, David Gerrold of The Trouble with Tribbles happened to have been there. His year old 50th anniversary sequel script to the Tribbles stories was on hand, and Kat got a signed copy. 

It had been in storage for years, but we found it, and it's really good. It could be worked into a Starship Locations episode for the 55th anniversary. 

Some rumors had it already was in production and such, but that's not so yet. The cast is working currently on a long running Transformers MUSH fan series and will not be done with that until the end of 2020. 

Anything is possible. We just don't know yet, but the script it good. It is likely to be used somehow. Maybe. 

We could not pay anyone and would give a by line for free, so we could got give royalties.